Things Ben doesn't understand

#1 Why denim shorts cost so much when they're so tiny.
#2 Why we can't drive in a blizzard to get doughnuts.
#3 Why Scientists haven't gotten off their dirty asses to figure out why the leaves change color in the Fall.
#4 Why things are measured in football fields.
#5 Why local newscasters don't know what camera to look into.