...and after this?   We will wear rain-soaked smiles forever.

Please call this number - 608 301 5264  I'm serious. It goes straight to voicemail I wont ever pick up.
Just say hello, complain about your day, whatever you'd like...I really like it when people sing me songs.

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I have synesthesia.
I always want it to rain.
I'm an
INTJ
.
When something bad happens, I say the word "crumb".  It just started happening recently and I can't figure out why.
I like hot baths and cold showers.
I live with Ben and these two rotten little cats, Buster P. Bourgatron and Princess Mira.
My current score on Tetris DS is: 10,252,000
I smile a lot, but I've been told that my resting face looks "angry". For the record, I am almost never angry.
I enjoy photographing my feet for some reason.
The work of Dan Flavin makes me feel exuberant.
I think racoons are adorable, also penguins, and polar bears.
I think
heterochromia is the most beautiful thing ever.

I like it when vegetables look like they're having sex together.

I like to draw pictures of robots. They all look really terrible. 
Pantone gives me a girl boner.
Lastly, I have a brutal sense of humor. I'm sure I will offend you...maybe I offended you just now.
I can also come up with vulgar compound words to call my friends like "VulvaFace" and/or "DickLeg" on the spot
(maybe my favorite talent after the bad robot drawings).

I like:

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privacy
t r a v e l
Bose Noise Canceling Headphones
fractals
skirts with pockets
my Keurig coffee maker
fiber optics
Andrew Weil, M.D.
the cosmos
harmonizing
Brian Willaims
asymmetrical lips
ellipses
Co(te)lette
postcard exchanges
the smell of rain
grampa sweaters
attraction
watching Thom Yorke dance
organizing things
wind generators
rusty things / broken things
saxophone solos
dinosaurs
crisp, white linens
the word "tablet"

I dislike:
having Cancer
owls
Ann Coulter
the sight of raw meat (notice that Ann ranks higher on the list?)
when people use the word "gay" to describe something awful
racism
people who say things like "expecially" and "irregardless" (NOT WORDS)
Kim Jong-il
people who think foie gras = class (you are ignorant assholes)

my
freckles
twist ties
popsicle sticks
wooden spoons
people who show up late
getting so cold that I shake like a little old poodle dog
the word "moist"

The best things that have been said to me:
"You have tiny teacup ears."   -B
"You're an amazing slab of nerves."   -R
"It's staying rusty for a reason, Jan...and the heart was painted green on purpose." -J
"I'll try to dream in your direction..."   -J
"Now wouldn't you rather sit in my room with me while I play guitar?  I mean really..."   -M
"Why do you wear shoes that have holes when you know the rain will never let up?" -R
"There's no way that I can take this away, now...I already called." -R
"Make a paper airplane. Throw it out your window. Make another one."   -R 
"Sometimes people are just meant to know each other forever."  -E
"I wish that brain tumor of yours would get out of your head so the two of us could finally be alone in there."   -A
"I talk to you more than I talk to anybody and about more shit and you live on the goddam MOON!"   -K
"Everything you see, someone else ignores."  -R
"We won, how enchanting."   -R
"...and let me know if you ever want me to marry you so you can get free healthcare in the UK. "   -M
"See, now isn't this better?"   -A
"You liked Adele before anyone on Earth and now she's taken it over..." - E
"We are energy."   -R
"You are a girl of looks and luster, and the worst thing you could do is realize that you are."   -G
"...and then all the facebook stalkers will come and butt-bone you in the butt with their boners and you don't want that "   -K
"Quick, name a bunch of cat types!"   -J
"Shit, Bitch, I know my Lincolns."   -P

Writers: Leonard Cohen, Justin Vernon, Wihelm Nero Pilate Barbellion, E Double L, Josh Flowers, Ernest Hemmingway, Noam Chomsky, James Joyce, Bob Dylan, Richard Dawkins, George Watsky, Walt Whitman, Allen Ginsberg, Salmon Rushdie, Albert Camus, Chris Roberti, Milan Kundera, Pablo Neruda, Bill Hogseth, Federico Garcia Lorca, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, William Faulkner, John Steinbeck, Franz Kafka, George Watsky, Martin Heidegger, Simone de Beauvoir, Ezra Pound, Gertrude Stein, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Jean-Paul Sartre, Søren Kierkegaard, Friedrich Nietzsche, Michel Foucault, Sylvia Plath, J.D. Salinger, Carl Sagan, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Music:
I like a lot of blues and jazz and slow and thick sounds...something that I can sink into and forget the World. Also, I'm more in love the Damien Rice than anyone will ever understand. I also like these guys:
Mark Beasley, Radiohead, megafaun, Nina Simone, bon iver, Bonnie Raitt, James Blake, Sia, Allen Stone, Jeff Buckley, Andrew Bird, Chet Baker, David Bazan, Adele, Kimbra, BRAHMS/Vulture Realty, Jenny O., S. Carey, James Vincent McMorrow, Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley, Beirut, Ray LaMontagne, John Mayer, Grizzly Bear, Tony Lucca, Ida, Bright Eyes, The Swell Season, Laura Marling, Amos Lee, Rachael Yamagata, K's Choice, Tom Waits, Hawksley Workman, The Drums, Wm. Fitzsimmons, Iron & Wine, The Civil Wars, Jónsi, Goyte, The Tallest Man On Earth, Mike Doughty, The Antlers, gayngs, Rocky Votolato, Joy Divison, The Bird and the Bee, The Mars Volta, Gary Lightbody, Cacoon, StarDweller, Lovedrug, Sufjan Stevens, Stars, Zee Avi, Harrison Cargill, Mumford and Sons, Pet Lions, Animal Collective, Oh Land, Air, Olfur Arnalds, Neal Casal, Brett Dennen, Civalias, Ryan Bingham, Mirah, Cataldo, The National, Kings of Convenice, R.E.M., Animal Collective, Eels, The Changes, Rachel Sermanni, Kids and Aminals, Noah and the Whale, Fences, Johnny Flynn, Double Wonderful, Meatyard, Neutral Milk Hotel, Love.Stop.Repeat, Camille, City and Colour, The Magnetic Fields, Project Jenny, Project Jan, Marina and the Diamonds, King Charles, Sleeping At Last, Jesse Quin, Mikky Ekko, Peggy Sue, Pete Roe, Pearl Jam, Carolyn Berk, La Grande Sophie, Sons of Noel and Adrian, Whipping Boy, Matthew and the Atlas, Mock Orange, Yael Naim, Jay Jay Pistolet, Chromeo, Alphabeat, Kurran and the Wolfnotes, Marcus Foster, Stevie Wonder, Color Me Badd, John Gorka, and Elliott Smith

Choreographers: Sasha Waltz, Pina Bausch, Anne Teresa de Keersmaeker, Robin Cantrell, and Stacey Tookey

Movies: I like documentaries most, I also pretty sure that I like Harold and Maude more than anyone.

Actors: Adam Scott, Michael Cera, James Franco, Ryan Gossling, John Cusack, Crispin Glover, and John C. Reilly

Actresses: Jane Adams, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Emma Stone, Laura Linney, Patricia Clarkson, and Cate Blanchet

Television: Northern Exposure, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, the Big C, Mad Men, Peep Show, Jeopardy, Daily Show, SYTYCD, Def Poetry, Felicity, Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, friends, Sex and the City, Unsolved Mysteries, and Arrested Development

Artists:
Ralph Eugene Meatyard, Do Ho Suh, AVDJ, Jim Lambie, Carl von Marr, G. Lucas Crane, JK Keller, Andre Freiman, Andre Karpov, John Kline, Larry Poons, Daniel Rozin, Jaume Plensa, Frank Stella, Josef Albers, John Singer Sargent, Ellsworth Kelly, Jasper Johns, Alberto Giacometti, and Cezanne


Sculptors: Colleen Baran, Henry Moore, Anish Kapoor, John Chamberlain, Ron Mueck, Jeff Koons, Thomas Heatherwick, Katharina Fritsch, Louise Bourgeois, Claes Oldenburg, Mark di Suvero, and Seward Johnson, Jr.

Architects: Philip Johnson, Cesar Pelli, Santiago Calatrava, Le Corbusier, and Richard Neutra

Artistic Obsessions: fused glass, 18 gauge copper wire, black sharpie marker art, glass blowing, sculpting, bookbinding, throwing pots, polyurethane resin art, the process of felting, reupholstering, India inking, t-shirt art, metalworking, collage, soap making, candle making, and making art out of old office supplies.  Abstract Expressionism is my favorite form of art, followed closely by Cubism. I also like some of the left over Realism, some Expressionism and some Surrealism. I don't discount the classics, but I'm more interested in Modern Art.


Also, go here...this is very artistic.